laughing so hard because this is so accurate
Merlin and Arthur + booty
Dedicated to Kyra ♥
"A stable life offers no kind of excitement."
how to tell if someone is really bisexual:
- if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days.
- fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon.
- biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
- some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate
i enjoy the simple things in life
like recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family
Arthur & Merlin: 1/?